See, the story is about Mr. Sun Yat-sen returning to Hong Kong to visit places that had something to do with the 1911 Revolution. No doubt we'll tickle many fancies from around the street, and very probably they'll spoil the pleasure of Mr. Sun. So here you are, wacky boys, to go behind him all day and keep a distance of half a road. You will distract the curious horde, certainly, as people always set their eyes on guys as queer as you. Now come with me. I'll walk you through his itinerary and show you the sites.